I did not kill my wife. I am not a murderer.
Charlie White + The Mary Poppins Penguins on DWTS
MnM + the cutest reunification ever
Don’t worry I’m not going to divorce you, you’re too valuable to me professionally just like I am to you
A man once asked me … how I managed in my books to write such natural conversation between men when they were by themselves. Was I, by any chance, a member of a large, mixed family with a lot of male friends? I replied that, on the contrary, I was an only child and had practically never seen or spoken to any men of my own age till I was about twenty-five. “Well,” said the man, “I shouldn’t have expected a woman (meaning me) to have been able to make it so convincing.” I replied that I had coped with this difficult problem by making my men talk, as far as possible, like ordinary human beings. This aspect of the matter seemed to surprise the other speaker; he said no more, but took it away to chew it over. One of these days it may quite likely occur to him that women, as well as men, when left to themselves, talk very much like human beings also."
Dorothy L. Sayers, Are Women Human?: Astute and Witty Essays on the Role of Women in Society
Book Geek Quote #445
Charlie White & Sharna Burgess: Week 5 (Jazz)
why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?
because they can’t even
Milk in cookie cup.
And we’re going to stick together, and you know why?
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Chocolate Solar System
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