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July 2012

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Jul 30, 201220,721 notes
#disney
Jul 30, 2012205 notes
#olympics #u! s! a!
Jul 30, 20124,231 notes
#says the dude who's spent 145 years obsessed with a girl who doesn't even like him #look at your life damon #look at your choices #damon salvatore #tvd
Jul 30, 201283 notes
#oh hey remember this #this works for me #jyler i guess? #tvd
Jul 30, 2012772 notes
#audrey hepburn #unfair faces #old hollywood
Jul 30, 201276 notes
#that's not a tree house #that's an actual house
Jul 30, 2012518 notes
#pretty #reminds me of the part of om shanti om where they are throwing colored powder in the air with the pretty music #i need to finish that picspam
“Both Stefan and Damon will help school Elena in vampology 101 this season…though they won’t exactly be on the same page. “They’re two very different kinds of vampires and they’re going to have two very different points of view about what kind of vampire Elena should be,” says Plec. “It’s going to make them fight a little.”
According to Plec, Elena will feel torn between each brother’s perspective and that will impact her relationships with each of them. Though the direction of those relationships remains to be seen, Plec made it clear that the love triangle is beginning a new chapter. Of course, that doesn’t necessarily mean Elena’s going to ditch Stefan — but she obviously still has some unfinished business with Damon. By the fourth episode, expect to see the two drawn together in a moment sure to spark a whole lot of fan fodder. “There’s a really interesting moment between Damon and Elena where she’s acting a little bit out of character and they both get caught up in a moment,” teases Plec.”
—(x)
Jul 30, 2012749 notes
#oh my god julie plec #noooo oooone caaaares #just pick stelena or delena #then bring back katherine for damon #or do steroline #or like anything else in the entire world jesus christ
Jul 29, 20124 notes
#Balmain #fashion #i really love this jacket
Jul 29, 201227 notes
#Balmain #fashion
Jul 29, 201214 notes
#Balmain #fashion
Jul 29, 20127 notes
#balmain #so apparently this fashion line was inspired by faberge eggs #fashion
OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL

batmansymbol:

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “JIF.”

NOT GIF,

JIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

Jul 28, 201237,559 notes
#gif sounds stupid #soft g ftw
Jul 28, 201219,356 notes
#olympics
Jul 28, 201224,990 notes
#lol #olympics
Jul 28, 201269 notes
#natalie wood #unfair faces #old hollywood
Jul 28, 201231,963 notes
#obvs the best part #actuallyyy the british dessert i ended up making was treacle tart #but then i was scared no one would like it so i decided to make a backup dessert #so i made a gooey pumpkin cake and butterbeer and said it was a harry potter themed party #and then the olympics had jkr and voldemort so it was basically perfect #yay
Jul 28, 201226,679 notes
#cannot unsee #i start order of the phoenix tomorrow and now the queen will be umbridge in my head... #olympics #harry potter reread #submission
Jul 28, 2012120,042 notes
#lol #olympics #submission
you're not missing anything. the show's not that great.

you are a destroyer of hopes and dreams.

Jul 24, 20125 notes
#new girl #i desperately need a tv show to watch that i care about #i barely even like anything i watch right now...
Jul 24, 20123,773 notes
#i am like two weeks away from watching this show illegally #why can't netflix ever add anything i actually want to watchhhh

mykaobering:

do you ever find yourself overthinking the fact that hogwarts doesn’t have even basic literacy lessons and that 11-17 year olds are seemingly having to write about a million essays without, y’know, learning over time how to properly structure essays

did you know how to properly structure an essay at age 11 because i didn’t holy shit HOW BAD MUST THOSE ESSAYS BE

and that any kid that goes to hogwarts with any kind of dyslexia is going to be fucked because for example there’s only a 2 letter difference between “reducto” and “reducio” and yet it’s the difference between making something small and BLOWING IT UP

Jul 24, 2012897 notes
#this is all i can think about when i read about the curriculum at hogwarts! #it's so terrible #no literature #no math #muggle studies should totally be required #and professor binns should be forced into retirement
Jul 24, 20123,278 notes
#for laura #these remind me of you
Jul 24, 2012166 notes
#yesssss #only three more days #olympics
Jul 24, 20121,051 notes
#reblogging for lisa #even though she doesn't have a tumblr and probably doesn't even know my url #it was just the right thing to do okay #daniel gillies #i used to think he was hot until i had to stare at his face on photoshop for almost a week #now i am not so sure...
Jul 23, 20128,375 notes
#the goddamn batman #the dark knight rises #i guess #i mean not really but just to be safe for ppl who are blacklisting it...
Midnight City

rescue-effect:

M83 - Midnight City.

Jul 23, 20125 notes
#m83 #this song has been aggressively stuck in my head all day
Jul 23, 201258,782 notes
#paris #a moveable feast
Jul 23, 201233 notes
#how to steal a million #better than to catch a thief and totally underrated #see it if you haven't! #audrey hepburn #peter o'toole
Jul 23, 20122 notes
#mmm i love the smell of lavender
Jul 23, 2012751 notes
#omg i loooooooooooove mr. tilney #and irl he used to go out with the 2005 caroline bingley which amuses me #idk if they still go out tho #austen
Jul 22, 201258,606 notes
#i really really really hate the movies #and mostly i try to forget that they exist and not think of the characters as the actors #buuuut i love ron and harry #and i'm currently at the part of GoF where they're fighting #so this is necessary #harry potter
Jul 22, 201291,474 notes
#for kierra #lana del rey
“With all due respect to such of the present company as chance to be married, Mrs. Grant, there is not one on a hundred of either sex who is not taken in when they marry. Look where I will, I see that it is so, and I feel that it must be so, when I consider that it is, of all transactions, the one in which people expect most from others, and are least honest themselves.” —Mary Crawford, Mansfield Park, Jane Austen (via purpleterpsichore)
Jul 22, 20121 note
#mary crawford is my favorite person in mansfield park t b q h
Jul 22, 2012473 notes
#*covets* #fashion
Jul 22, 201233,171 notes
#movies i love #sort of funny how both heath ledger and jgl ended up in the batman franchise
Jul 22, 201249,935 notes
#trippy #hayao miyazaki #for kierra
Jul 22, 2012145 notes
#i don't ship this #clex and chlark and chlex ftw #clana #smallville #sj's birthday present
Jul 22, 201271 notes
#i guess the takeaway is that doomed ships love radiohead #and sj loves doomed ships #smallville #gossip girl #dair #clana #sj's birthday present
Jul 21, 201238 notes
#veronica mars #i miss this show a lot sometimes
Jul 21, 2012147 notes
#yes leslie i agreeee #yes we can knope #parks and rec
Jul 21, 20128,589 notes
#awesomeeee #dinosaurs
“Rowling wrote Hermione to eschew stereotypes. She doesn’t end up with the hero; she is never there to function as Harry’s love interest. She prefers Arithmancy to Divination in school. Hermione is also a total badass, despite her prim and proper reputation. (…) So often, female characters are allowed to be aggressive or rebellious, but in exchange are stripped of any traditionally feminine qualities and instead are forced to pick up traditionally masculine traits. However, Hermione is never made to do that. Most notably, she is written to be highly logical AND emotionally expressive, a combination not commonly afforded to most of today’s leading ladies.” —Liz Feuerbach, The Women of The Harry Potter Universe (via writingadvice)
Jul 21, 201224,192 notes
#harry potter
Jul 21, 201273,452 notes
#politics
Jul 21, 201227,376 notes
#gatsby #the plot of this book really is pretty ridiculous
Jul 21, 201282 notes
#want want want #food stuffs
Jul 19, 201257,825 notes
#avocados are the best #i actually think the little california ones taste better than these kind tho #oh wait these might actually be the little california ones... #idk #food stuffs
Jul 19, 201217,332 notes
#stop the comic book movies plz #i'm tired of them

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agentcoopers replied to your chat: Amy: just do it Amy: like nike

what movie did you end up watching

None, sadly. We’re the worst movie club ever.

Jul 19, 20121 note
#replies
Jul 19, 20123,061 notes
#amy poehler
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