- Option one: smoker, alcoholic, depressive, uncouth, borderline personality disorder
- Option two: vegetarian, non-drinker, likes children and animals, student of art and literature
Option two is Hitler.
- Option one: tempestuous, push-and-pull, all or nothing, dramatic, dangerous relationship…
I stopped reading when you thought it was appropriate to use Hitler for your silly, little non-point about some fucked up fictional pairing. What the fuck is even wrong with you. Does your mommy cry at night because she just DOESN’T KNOW what it is she did wrong.
Stepping away from the offensiveness of this, what even is the thought process behind this line of argument. Chuck not being Hitler is kind of a low bar to clear. Sure he’s kind of an asshole who treats his girlfriend horribly, but AT LEAST HE’S NOT HITLER. Dan likes kids and art. You know who else liked kids and art? HITLER.
Anyway, I’m pretty sure this breaks Godwin’s Law so by the official laws of the Internet, Gossip Girl fandom should just GO AWAY FOREVER, kthxbye.